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Did you sleep at home?

[ he seems like he can do like




everything ]

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I would be dead by now if I didn't.

[ Emerald, don't be silly. ]

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Sometimes I wonder.

[ She's just teasing him now ]

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You've seen me sleep. We'll sleep together later. You can sleep later than me, if you'd like proof.

[ Stop!!! Teasing!!!! Him!!!!!! ]

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I sleep later than you every day of your life, I'm teasing you.

[ Though the sleep later part is true. If they had a 'stay up the latest' contest it's one of the like two things she's sure she can beat him in. ]

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[ Now it sounds like she's challenging him??? ]

... I'll sleep later than you tonight.

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wha- Why?

[ He's so dumb sometimes............... ]

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I can do it. I can stay up.

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[ She doesn't respond for a second to tuck herself under his arm. ]

Are you trying to prove you're better than me at staying up?

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No.

[ That's suspicious... ]

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Oh, then why do you want to stay up later than me tonight?

[ She's not buying it. ]

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I don't need a reason. I just want to.

[ Still suspicious. ]

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That's great. I would be really annoyed if you made a competition out of my long history of having to sleep in areas where it's not safe to sleep while it's dark to the point that I now just don't sleep well until the sun's almost up or I pass out from exhaustion.

[ Feel bad, you suspicious competitive dick. If he's telling the truth he won't but if he iiiisn't she gets the moral high ground here. ]

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[ What the fuck. That wasn't. . . it's a little annoying that Emerald would suddenly bring something like that up. Of course he feels bad, and it shows when he pouts and wrinkles his nose and looks away. ]

Then I won't sleep until I've made sure you're sleeping properly. We'll buy milk for tonight and the succeeding nights, then.

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[ Sorry Akashi, she's kind of an asshole. ]

You don't have to do that either, but I'm okay with the milk. Why don't we just go at the same time? It feels crappy when I say I can do something better than you and you immediately get competitive and lie to my face about it.

[ Stop making everything into a competition Akashi. You can say it wasn't all you want, but you're pretty obvious. ]

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[ Don't be an asshole to him??? What the hell, Em. ]

You were teasing me again. I know it.

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No, I'm flat-out guilting you because I'm not competing with you over my bed time. I don't actually care that much because it is what it is, but I do care that you're trying to... I don't know, exert dominance over my bedtime.

[ You don't have to be better at everything Akashi! That's not a competition! ]

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[ ... He can stay up late, though. He knows he can. But it doesn't seem like continuing to argue will win him anything, so he'll just let it go. ]

Then we won't compete.

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Okay.

[ She finally moves, this time to swing her legs over his so she's kind of half-sitting on him so she can face him on the couch. She rests her head against the couch. ]

I miss you taking care of me. Is that weird?

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Not at all.

[ Akashi doesn't seem to think so. He's weird, after all. ]

I like doing it, too.

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If we buy stuff tonight, you buy milk and I'll buy tofu, okay?

[ What happened to green pizza? Who knows. She wants to stuff her boyfriend with tofu right now though because even in his weird competitiveness, he wanted to take care of her. ]

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What about the pizza?

[ He'll remind her about it, in case she forgot. He wants to get her what she likes!! ]

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I need tofu to make it, we'll just get a bunch. You'll eat it eventually anyway.

[ He's a tofu nut.. ]

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Give me a kiss so we can have extra money to pay for our food, then.

[ He thinks he has enough for groceries for the day, but he wants to kiss her, too. ]

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[ She moves, this time sitting up properly and moving to straddle his legs rather than have both of hers over them. ]

I'm going to make out with you so we can afford dessert too, okay?

[ She's pretty sure it's obvious to both of them that she just wants to make out with him. ]