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[ Good girl. :T

(This is what happens when your boyfriend has a stick up his ass. And likes sticks up his ass??? ]

Should we go back to my apartment after breakfast? I want to see what you got for me.

[unhappy]

[ She swallows before she answers and lies down againts some of the pillows instead of against Akashi now. ]

Sure. I wasn't sure what I was supposed to get you, but I didn't get chocolate because you wouldn't eat it.

[ That sounded like he would worry about eating healthily for a week if he had one piece of chocolate, and that sounds more miserable than the time he would enjoy the chocolate. So she just got him flowers.. ]

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Do you think chocolate sauce on tofu would taste good?

[ There's dessert tofu after all... He's stopped eating to think deeply about this now. ]

[unhappy]

I don't know. You have tofu at your apartment, right? I can make chocolate sauce.

[ They can just get some chocolate on the way home. She's sure he's got milk or cream at home and that's really all you need. ]

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You shouldn't expect everything of me. What if I actually don't have tofu in my apartment?

[ Impossible at this point especially since no one but him watches over his diet, but still... ]

[unhappy]

Do you have tofu at your apartment?

[ She is about 99.9% sure he does unless he hasn't gone to the store yet this week. So she's going to look smug when he says yes. ]

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I was trying to be playful.

[ That's not a yes, but it's also a yes. Emerald wins. ]

[unhappy]

[ She lets out a little victorious "heh~" and straightens up ]

I knew it. I know you too well.

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There's not a lot left, though. We may have to go to the grocery if we want to experiment.

[ That's what he thinks they're going to do, anyway. ]

I was saving the tofu I have for this honey garlic sauce I found...

[unhappy]

We have to go to the store for chocolate to melt anyway, we can pick some up.

[ Store trip! She's excited, they haven't done one of those in a while. ]

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[ He goes to check the time. It's not even 7am yet. ]

The grocery opens at 9. What do you suggest we do while we wait?

[unhappy]

What do you normally do this early?

[ Like she knows. She sleeps this early. Nothing is open. ]

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I prepare the cafe. I took a leave today, though.

[ He is the manager, after all. He's normally the first one there and the last one to leave. ]

[unhappy]

Do you have any stale bread? We can feed ducks at the park like grandmas.

[ But only with stale bread. She's not about to give fresh bread to animals. ]

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[ Emerald, excuse me... ]

Feeding birds is very therapeutic.

[ He's hurt??? Don't diss him like that. ]

[unhappy]

I know.

[ She's saying she wants to do it?? She wants to be grandmas with him. ]

I want to try it.

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Please don't call me a grandma again.

[ But yes, they can do that!! ]

I'm not sure what makes a bread stale, though. . . The ones I have were just bought yesterday.

[unhappy]

I called both of us grandmas, but okay.

[ She briefly wonders if he thinks that she'll ever run out of ways to tease him if he keeps putting moratoriums on specific teases. ]

Stale is like, dried and not fresh. Have you never had stale bread before?

[ Akashi, what a blessed life you've lived.. ]

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[ ... He hesitates to answer. It might become awkward. ]

Let's just buy bread from the convenience store. We can get some for Yukimaru, too. I should visit him this morning, anyway.

[unhappy]

Yukimaru eats bread?

[ Oh. They're visiting Yukimaru!! It's been a while since she's seen him. She doesn't like the idea of using fresh bread on ducks though. Real people.. need that food.. ]

If we have to buy fresh bread we should just skip, we can go sometime when I've got stale leftovers. Let's just visit Yukimaru.

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He eats bread, but he's also fond of vegetables.

[ Yukimaru likes carrots and lettuce, especially!! ]

Alright. I hope he's clean, too. We can go around the city with Yukimaru to exercise.

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We can clean him if he's not. How hard can cleaning a horse be? [ Just hose him down like a car and brush his mane, probably.. right... ] If we stop by my place on the way, I have peppermint oat treats for him. Ren's dog had one when they came over, but they're specially for horses.

[ She guesses she'll... finally get up. Since they're done eating and have a plan now. ]

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Yukimaru is big. He might kick you if you don't know how to handle him properly, either. I do have a caretaker for him, at least, though I'm not sure how often Yukimaru is bathed.

[ Akashi has a laundry service and a pet caretaker. Living the life. ]

I guess we can do that. He's never had such a treat before.

[unhappy]

[ She isn't even going to bother teasing him about being a rich boy. Having a horse by default means he doesn't have to do his own chores, it seems excessive. ]

Apparently horses really like mint, according to the store I got it from. We'll see.

[ Now that she's up, she holds both hands out to Akashi to pull him up too. Time to go! ]

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[ Up he goes, too! ]

Did you enjoy your breakfast?