He would be sent to the hospital and he would have to get prosthetic legs, should he still wish to walk. He wouldn't need to dive into the lake or climb on your roof.
Then he won't learn his lesson. Mercury doesn't have shame, Seijuro. He'll use that as ammo and just stop wearing underwear and claim it's because that's what I'm into and he's here to please or something stupider.
I don't understand how you're able to live with such a person. Perhaps it really would be better if you did something drastic such as break his legs, or get close to it, anyway.
It's not like I meant to tell you in the first place, I was trying to send it to him and I can't seem to disconnect from you right now despite that I really want to get ready for the day.
[ :) She was in the bathroom in the first place to shower and now she can't seem to get Akashi out of her head thanks to the five minutes nonsense. ]
Why are you only getting ready now? It's already mid-day.
[ ... Now he's imagining she's in the shower, and it's even worse because it's the shower in the basket house. At least it's just her legs that she'll be able to see in his image transmission. ]
This!!! This is exactly why I'm not getting in the shower, you pervert.
[ She has no idea how to hang up or she already would have!! So she's ignoring all of his questions because she's pretty sure his overactive imagination is a little more important!!! ]
Refusal to answer is basically a confession. I'm definitely not getting in the shower, you're going to start imagining doing all kinds of pervy things, like showering together and kissing me while in totally naked!
I'm not confessing anything. But if you really must know, I've only ever thought about kissing you again. Now stop imagining me having such impure thoughts. I already apologised, and I feel bad as it is.
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He would be sent to the hospital and he would have to get prosthetic legs, should he still wish to walk. He wouldn't need to dive into the lake or climb on your roof.
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Oops. ]
He'll get over it.
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[ So it's an empty threat! ]
Were you thinking of me just now? Is that why you're speaking with me rather than with Mercury?
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The answer is no, either way.
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[ Enjoy this image of Mercury's boxers held out gingerly with two fingers. She can't flirt over this. ]
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He's seen something like this before back in Teikou. ]
Find a pair of disposable tongs and throw them in the garbage, I suppose.
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He'll come around eventually anyway, he probably just didn't see them, they looked like they got kicked behind the toilet.
[ She is the one being bitchy about this.. ]
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[ And even more disturbing. Well, it's a disturbing idea to be sure, but Akashi doesn't seem fully against it. ]
It ought to be best to properly tell him. Instead of telling me. I can't do anything for you in this instance.
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[ :) She was in the bathroom in the first place to shower and now she can't seem to get Akashi out of her head thanks to the five minutes nonsense. ]
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[ Problem solved??? ]
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[ ... Now he's imagining she's in the shower, and it's even worse because it's the shower in the basket house. At least it's just her legs that she'll be able to see in his image transmission.
How do I hang up?
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[ She has no idea how to hang up or she already would have!! So she's ignoring all of his questions because she's pretty sure his overactive imagination is a little more important!!! ]
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[ god this is so embarrassing but this is her fault for mentioning she was going to shower ]
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[ Not intentional. She's got him cornered. Bring out the single lamp and turn off the other lights, it's interrogation time. ]
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[ See? He's not a pervert. ]
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[ It's hard to tell if this question is a trap or not. ]
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Can you disconnect yet?
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[ Nnnope. Still there. ]
I'm sorry. You're stuck with me a little while longer. What did you mean, by the way, when you said it would be weirder?
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