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Yes, that was offensive behaviour. I'm sorry. I assure you, it wasn't intentional.

[ god this is so embarrassing but this is her fault for mentioning she was going to shower ]

How often do you imagine me doing things like that?

[ Not intentional. She's got him cornered. Bring out the single lamp and turn off the other lights, it's interrogation time. ]

Just now, when you mentioned it.

[ See? He's not a pervert. ]

So you've never thought about me sexually before? Ever?

[ It's hard to tell if this question is a trap or not. ]

I refuse to answer that question. You should get ready for your day, as delayed as you are.

Refusal to answer is basically a confession. I'm definitely not getting in the shower, you're going to start imagining doing all kinds of pervy things, like showering together and kissing me while in totally naked!

I'm not confessing anything. But if you really must know, I've only ever thought about kissing you again. Now stop imagining me having such impure thoughts. I already apologised, and I feel bad as it is.

Okay. It's weirder if you don't, but okay.

Can you disconnect yet?

Let me try.

[ Nnnope. Still there. ]

I'm sorry. You're stuck with me a little while longer. What did you mean, by the way, when you said it would be weirder?

[ ...Eh, if Akashi thinks she's not in the shower then it's fine. She doesn't want to stand around in the bathroom waiting. He won't know. ]

Well I know you're attracted to me. It'd be really weird if you didn't think about anything like that. I'd have to think I was doing something wrong.

[ This is a strange line of thinking??? ]

... While that may be the case, I still don't understand why you would want me to think of you with. . . pruriency. I don't intend to violate you. I respect you more than I find you attractive.

It's all in your head. It causes me no harm unless you try to push me into something. As long as you don't share it with me or someone else and you aren't imagining something really messed up you're not violating me.

[ her standards might be skewed but unless he's imagining something weird the most she's going to do is call him a perv if he imagines something silly. ]

Ow, stupid--

[ ??? ]

Then we may just have different opinions on these things.

[ He's trying his best not to be a perv, Em :( Please appreciate. ]

Emerald? Are you alright?

[ She doesn't care, she just doesn't want him thinking he's in trouble because he thinks of her like that. And she would prefer he did if he's actually into her, so she's trying to fish for information to tell if he is or if that was just a fluke or not so he's very much not being helpful!! ]

Fine, I dropped a bottle on my toes.

[ Shampoo bottle. she's going to bury her head under the water now, so her focus is a little split because you know the only thing you can focus on with your head under the water is the water... so he's probably going to get some muffled sounds too that she doesn't realize she's transmitting... ]

Edited 2019-02-24 03:49 (UTC)

[ Oh, maybe she was cleaning the bathroom after all? And now there's a weird sound... ]

Is someone else listening to us? There's some white noise.

[ Trying to shower with someone in your head is the worst even if she likes him and he has no idea and it's perfectly practical, she decides. ]

It's water. You're so nosy.

It just sounded different. I'm not being nosy.

[ He's being nosy. ]

And then it seemed that you hurt yourself. It's perfectly reasonable to ask questions.

That's like the definition of nosy. If I answer you you're going to get weird about it.

Then I will just keep quiet. You may go back to cleaning.

No. No, you have to keep talking or it's really weird.

You're very confusing today. I'm not sure what you want from me.

I'm taking a shower. But it's weirder if you're quiet because then it's like you're creeper spying on me and my mind is going to wander and since we can't disconnect for some reason, you're going to get something embarrassing from my end. Got it? So don't be quiet.

[ There's a frustrated noise on Akashi's end, which... probably seems like a foreign sound coming from him. ]

You didn't have to tell me what you were doing.

[ Because now he's thinking about it and he was trying his best to keep you pure, Emerald... ]

Would it make things weird if I went to shower, as well? I suppose fair is fair.

[ HE'S MAKING IT WEIRDER ]

[ Don't be nosy if you don't want to know the answer!! ]

Seijuro, do you just like automatically think of the weirdest thing to do or say and then say it when we talk?

[ She sounds like she's trying not to laugh though, god. He's so weird!?? ]

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I'm only trying to help.

[ But it looks like he isn't helping, so he'll actually shut up now and concentrate on not thinking about Emerald. ]

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