Refusal to answer is basically a confession. I'm definitely not getting in the shower, you're going to start imagining doing all kinds of pervy things, like showering together and kissing me while in totally naked!
I'm not confessing anything. But if you really must know, I've only ever thought about kissing you again. Now stop imagining me having such impure thoughts. I already apologised, and I feel bad as it is.
... While that may be the case, I still don't understand why you would want me to think of you with. . . pruriency. I don't intend to violate you. I respect you more than I find you attractive.
It's all in your head. It causes me no harm unless you try to push me into something. As long as you don't share it with me or someone else and you aren't imagining something really messed up you're not violating me.
[ her standards might be skewed but unless he's imagining something weird the most she's going to do is call him a perv if he imagines something silly. ]
[ She doesn't care, she just doesn't want him thinking he's in trouble because he thinks of her like that. And she would prefer he did if he's actually into her, so she's trying to fish for information to tell if he is or if that was just a fluke or not so he's very much not being helpful!! ]
Fine, I dropped a bottle on my toes.
[ Shampoo bottle. she's going to bury her head under the water now, so her focus is a little split because you know the only thing you can focus on with your head under the water is the water... so he's probably going to get some muffled sounds too that she doesn't realize she's transmitting... ]
I'm taking a shower. But it's weirder if you're quiet because then it's like you're creeper spying on me and my mind is going to wander and since we can't disconnect for some reason, you're going to get something embarrassing from my end. Got it? So don't be quiet.
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Can you disconnect yet?
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[ Nnnope. Still there. ]
I'm sorry. You're stuck with me a little while longer. What did you mean, by the way, when you said it would be weirder?
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Well I know you're attracted to me. It'd be really weird if you didn't think about anything like that. I'd have to think I was doing something wrong.
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... While that may be the case, I still don't understand why you would want me to think of you with. . . pruriency. I don't intend to violate you. I respect you more than I find you attractive.
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[ her standards might be skewed but unless he's imagining something weird the most she's going to do is call him a perv if he imagines something silly. ]
Ow, stupid--
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[ He's trying his best not to be a perv, Em :( Please appreciate. ]
Emerald? Are you alright?
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Fine, I dropped a bottle on my toes.
[ Shampoo bottle. she's going to bury her head under the water now, so her focus is a little split because you know the only thing you can focus on with your head under the water is the water... so he's probably going to get some muffled sounds too that she doesn't realize she's transmitting... ]
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Is someone else listening to us? There's some white noise.
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It's water. You're so nosy.
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[ He's being nosy. ]
And then it seemed that you hurt yourself. It's perfectly reasonable to ask questions.
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You didn't have to tell me what you were doing.
[ Because now he's thinking about it and he was trying his best to keep you pure, Emerald... ]
Would it make things weird if I went to shower, as well? I suppose fair is fair.
[ HE'S MAKING IT WEIRDER ]
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Seijuro, do you just like automatically think of the weirdest thing to do or say and then say it when we talk?
[ She sounds like she's trying not to laugh though, god. He's so weird!?? ]
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[ But it looks like he isn't helping, so he'll actually shut up now and concentrate on not thinking about Emerald. ]
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[ This was such a mistaaake but she had to get clean?? She rushed it but oh well, she'll clean better later. ]
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[ A pause. It's quiet? ]
Emerald?
[ Ah, now he's stuck in a conversation with another person now. Bye Emerald. ]